Spectacles? We got 'em
How do I know? Because the missus tried on EVERY PAIR, that's how, and I had to comment on every one.
What she said: Do you think these make me look intellectual?
What I said: Yes, but perhaps a little heavy for your refined features
What I thought
What she said: I think the blue really compliments by skin tone
What I said: Indeed, although your skin tone needs no flattery
What I thought
What she said: Do you think my eyes would benefit from a rounder frame?
What I said: Your eyes are quite beautiful without any embellishments
What I thought
or possibly
What she said: How about just rimless ones? Do these work?
What I said: Well they certainly accentuate your features
What I thought
AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!
After about 43 years, we eventually settled on
What she said:You don't think these are too masculine?
What I said: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
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