I am becoming increasingly concerned, as I research the pensions market and consider how best to maximise my retirement income, that any annuity, income drawdown, enhanced annuity, fixed term annuity, invested annuity, or any number of the new products coming on stream from april this year, carries a statutory obligation encoded in the terms & conditions of pension providers that recipients of aforesaid products must agree to inhale vast quantities of nitrous oxide on a regular basis so that they always look like a bunch of hysterical hyenas.
We've just nicked this from the Waitrose carpark
Have I had my breakfast yet?
I've just pissed myself again
and here is a picture of a bunch of saddoes comparing urine samples. Fortunately the nitrous oxide has taken the edge off the whole proceedings
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