"...one of the options is a cossack."
I instantly thought, well you've got to hand it to these ancient institutions, they are nothing if not kinky. "Brilliant!" I said, "go for it! Can't wait to see you in the furlined boots, silk blouson, and peasant jerkin. You'd better start growing the moustache."

Yes, I've just been awarded a bachelor of arts in media studies
"Eh? I've got a picture of the uniform. I'll email it over if you like. Tell me if you think I should go for it."
This is what he sent me

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